- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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