- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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