- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Why was the man sad His got raped

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

George Bush.

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