- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Yo mama is so fat she died

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Women's Rights.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Your Mother

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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