- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??