How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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YOU

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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Anti Joke

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