How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

My Boyfriend

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

I'm so full I could stop eating.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

David Cameron

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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