- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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