- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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