Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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