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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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