- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

shut up kobe!

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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