- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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