why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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