Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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