Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Black people are the scum of the earth

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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