- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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