- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

a. why? b. because

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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