What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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