What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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