how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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