- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

a chinese man pays the full price

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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