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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

rent a cops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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