Women can vote? wtf

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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I <3 Hitler

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Women's rights

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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