- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Buzi vagy!

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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