Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Black people.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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I'm Batman.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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