- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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