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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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