Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Chuck Norris Dies.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Yanter, Look it up

roses are red, violets are violet.

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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