- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's two plus two? Window

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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