Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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do you have a wife?

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sdfrgtyuki

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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david poredos

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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