- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Arrow in the Knee!

What's blue? The sky.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.