- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Nick Cannon

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

The WNBA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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