- Anti Joke

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

antonis sister is mighty fine