- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Knock knock

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

A train poops its pants.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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