What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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