What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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hey, my names mark.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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