- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Guess who is violent. Osama

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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