Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What the hell are you doing?

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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