- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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