- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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