What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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#IHateHashtags

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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