- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Loperson

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

MySpace.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Phew... it's gone.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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