- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Click here to end the world.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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