- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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