Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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