What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Where's my tractor?

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What do you call your mom? Mom

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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