Me Neither.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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