- Anti Joke

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What can hitler cook well Steak

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

I'm gay.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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