You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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