- Anti Joke

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Obama walks into a hospital....

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Not a joke.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Your mom is so nice.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Dusters blow stuff.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine