A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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