- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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