Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Robin, Get in the Car

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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