- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Women's Rights.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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