What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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