Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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