- Anti Joke

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?