Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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This is a joke.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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