- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Cancer.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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