- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

No because your face is really f***** up.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Who is John Galt?

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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