When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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