What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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