Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Okay, after this one then...

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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