Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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how did the man die he didnt

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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