What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Mitt Romney

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Women's Rights.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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