- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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