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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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