- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Pickles are moist.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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