Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Women's rights

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

I LIKE TRAINS

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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