man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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women sports....

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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hey, my names mark.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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The NBA and womens sports

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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