Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Knock knock *open*

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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