Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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