How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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