- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

why was the man sad? his wife died

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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