What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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VAL SUCKS

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Womans baksetball...

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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did you stub your toe?

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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