How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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