What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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