So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What can hitler cook well Steak

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

kesha is a virgin.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Wait what? I did not type that!

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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