- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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