- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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